I’m still not exactly sure how, but I became the Head Author for an NFT collection of 1500 little, pixelated humans called Humans of NFT. Each NFT had their own hand-crafted backstory, which was my domain. I wrote, re-wrote and edited over 80,000 words, many of them submitted by strangers from around the world. The project may have been a dud, but for a glorious few days, these things were being sold for a few Ethereum, which, looking now, also may be a dud. It’s fine, I don’t understand any of it anyway. I suspect no one does.

Check out their website, OpenSea, or read some of my favorite bios below.